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Thursday, November 10, 2005


i hate anything that starts with the word tech, be it technologies, techno music(ew... this has to be the dumbest invention ever. it's not even an invention i guess!)
my mp3 just gave up on me and it definitely make me look ugly....stupid manufacturer.
and so the damn clever steven has decided to come up with some stupid inventions during his free time. well these invention are not supported by any pics or prototype. or else i'll realli get the nobel awards the next day.
1stly, the multi storage box. why cant tech companies decide on wad they want? 1st was the portable cassette player, then was the coined up disc man and then the infamous mini discs, now stupid mp3s. well fret not cuz genius steven just came up with something that will satisfy any1 from anytime(be it stone age or post-metropolis age. wadever). it's the do-it-all-box. it has all types of technologies function in it, including a mp3,cd,cassette,dvd,ld,vcd player. it's plays everything u put in it. it also support playstation disc, Xbox, nintendo or any screwed-up-brand-game disc.it comes in all sorts of sizes, be it as big as a gramophone or even as slick as a pencil box. wadever u want, we have. all colours also. metallic piink blue wadever. huhuhuh. this is so god damn cool! MUMMY I WANT 1 OF IT!
then it's the facial vaccuum. it settles all facial problems u have be it black heads, mole, pimple or wadever. it simply suks all impurities out of the face immediately, leaving ur face smack clean! but the process is disgusting.
  1. place the vaccuum at ur face.
  2. turn it on.
  3. POOH!
  4. all the impurities get suked out including blackheads, mole, pus(blood do come along cuz u know it's just... yuks...)
  5. then u spray cold water on ur face to relieve e pain.

yes yes u do have a price da pay for clean faces. or else why do u think there is plastic/facial surgeons? haha. mine is a fool-prove device usable by any1 of any age. cool aight!
MAMA I WANT 1 ALSO!

And the nobel price goes to...........ALbert Einstein.

SHucks. he discovered the nuclear physics before me. i cld have make a oven powered by nuke.


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