FLOW FLOW FLOW, Just flow BIARCH

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

GENA u're SO EVIL! fell into her stupid trap of playing badminton with angie and gangs. supposed to be sleeping at this time since sch formally starts at 1 for me... dots... nvm just gonna go ahead with plan. since i haven picked up a badminton racket for the past few years.
quite a spoilt mood now. thnx a the f**king idiot in my house other than my parents(got is?). he's definitely the most low class person in the world. i went lending his racket w/o his permission. and this was wad happen.

Idiot: U better not spoil it.
Me: As if i wld.(isn't this the perfect answer to assure someone u won't spoil it?)
Idiot: FUk u wad the hell u talking about?(inbecile assholes wld answer to me in that way)
Me: WEll im not implying anything. for the record, u've borrowed my stuff w/o permission and actualli soiled it before.(in a pretty cool tone)
Market asshole(sounds nicer than idiot. where can u see ppl sell fish? in the market!): SIBEI DULAN LIAO(i mean such low eq definitely suits jobs requiring little or no human contact like toilet cleaner, like wad my mum alwaYS SAY 'dao da bian', meaning 'shit dumper'.)
Me: low class 'cheap skat'
Market asshole: WTF U SAY!(super blown by just 4 words, horrible EQ)
Me: i wasn't implying u.(huh... trying to bitch with me? try going thru the backdoor method, it might work but that fish selling asshole just went quiet cuz he's well...... fishy i guess.)

Then this market asshole decided to gimme the ah beng look as if i was afraid. well he actuali threaten me before, saying he'll call his gang to bash me up. the gang was called sotong gang(some hokkien name<--- low class rite?). i simply went 'well wad is ur gang gonna do? make me eat sotong ball? don't u know i love sotong? i can eat a whole lot'. low class fellow. he think this is hong kong. i mean 'come on! get right man!' i just hollered in his face i too have a gang. it's called triple 'gow' gang (meaning 999 in hokkien). i was like 'im so afraid of ur sotong gang. come on la. my gang holds a gun with bullets in the hand while ur gang has their guns hanging between their legs shivering!' stupid fellow. then i was like 'any problems not happy wif me, solo me la! i have so much fats on my body, im more shock resistant than u r, i can take on 10 punches while i think u will collapse under 1 of my punch.'
because of that stupid bastard, i went totally singlish on my last sentence. being the wise ol'me, i've decided not to argue anymore with that low class fellow. for the record, i fought with him before and he went weeping like a baby. GOT IT~!
fish cake sia this type of ppl. cant be bothered. and hope he get lost from my family. don tarnish my family's name. he can go change his fuking surname to SHIT for all i care!
HM! he's selfish, irresponsible, not mature, wimpish, pimpish(worst than me, he actualli eats her gf's money, and still stick to her like a gold mine. i mean come on la. no money don date. low class. at least i onli eat on my mum's cash. MUM! GET IT RIGHT!), ugly(always think he's handsome and always criticise bout me saying why does all my aunties say i look better. well i simply replied in a very cool tone saying, ' well cuz i have a much kinder heart than u, anyone with a kinder heart definitely look better than someone with a wicked heart.'<--- i'm definitely rite in this after all, he doesn't care bout my parents at all, even in sickness or down times. he just went enjoying for his fark sake. even during his police case, my dad and i have to resolve for him instead of him paying much more responsibility in this problem.), short, has a bad taste of dressing and girls(he loves girls who dress like booch, his gf is one kind man!), bad taste of music(noisy n horrible techno), cant dance for shit but loves to act(looks like a poodle trying to stand up properly), horrible in bitching( not that im a bitchy person, but i always say, male dogs bark louder than a female one, guess he's a bean sprout between his legs!), wicked, unfillial(actualli stole my mum's money to pay his debts), unloyal(definitely, went around cheating his fren's cash and not returning), liar(super big one, but he forgots that his brother is a mega lie detector!), dumb, stupid(his results suks, can nvm do a shit), unfocused, unbelievable childish(he's a 16 yrs old person with a 12 yrs old body and a 3 yr old mind plus a 1 yrs old gf and a fantasy of a justborn baby!)
heres a song for u. KARMA(i prefer the superstition remix)
What goes around comes around
WHat goes up must come down.

u reap wad u sow, My brother.

Flow With Me Biarch}