Wednesday, November 30, 2005
probably i've realli turned numb since last poly incident i've had. learnt not to take things to hard. but obviously i know how to let it all out. thnx kaien and juniper for being my *oops* venting basket. they simply suked all my angst dry. kaien thnx for brightenin up my days.
just received a testimonial from my long.t.n.s fren. says 'take care dude'.
i will my fren, before anyones starts treating me like a King, i will do it myself. got this qoute from queen latifah. she's hot. i mean her personality and everything. if everyone was like her, it's world peace.
i love my fwens alot.
that love do translate to alot of meaning
it could hurt if it was read wrongly
it can be very beautiful when seen in the right angle.
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Monday, November 28, 2005
ooohhlala. had some realli exciting shopping thing with angie. BEEP! hate sensors. note taken.
hm... x'mas gonna be exciting this yr. turkeys and presents. note taken.
im loving all my fwens. BIG TIME. note taken. love u all. u know who u are. deserve the best of me.
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Friday, November 25, 2005
i've waited long enuff. after finishing printing all my stuff i've actualli still left 3 hrs before the great and behold angie and i hit the malls. move away bryan wong and patricia mok. IT's US U R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
added some new changes to the kumar post after recalling some silly jokes
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My job today was greeted very nicely with kumar's talkshow. omg i tell u, he has gotta be the most talented speaker in singapore. so direct yet so humourous. but i think he's better off doing his drag queen style. sadly somebody from our sch looks like him. guess who? but kumar's obviously a walking lump of talent. here's so quote from his very own talkshow.
On intellectuals(meaning people)
'... I tell u we the indians are definitely the most intellectual ppl around. if u don understand anything i say later, pls ask the indians, and if u don't understand why silly indians laugh to my words, simply follow blindly.'
'...don understand any of wadever is happening here? migrate to johor, they're much slower just like u.'
'... singapore such a chinese city now but do u know it's actualli a malay country actualli? see malays don know because they're abit slow, but they're developing, like johor. we indians know that u see. intellectuals!'
On politics
'singapore onli has 3 powerful indians around, Pres Nathan, Minister of education, and me...'
'...i'm legally certified u know'
'im gonna become he next president on 2010, u see ppl support me. life's gonna be easier when i be e pres, cuz u know in the office u're suppose to hang a phote of pres and wife rite? when i become pres, u just need to hang a photo of me without makeup(when kumar's still a man) and a photo of me with makeup(kumar become 'woman')'
'imma have open house at istana everyday when im the pres and durin national da, i reward the entire country with money.'
On people interrupting his talkshow
'eh shut up. when i talk, u don talk cuz im one of the powerful indians around'
On singapore
'..know wad? america have 911 as their national disaster, singapore just need 1 stupid nicoll highway to collapse and it is national disaster. but know wad? i think singapore's national disaster is Ms singapore universe. all the ugly girls join and fight for the stupid tiara while the pretty girls work at factory rite?..'
'...then when ms singapore universe compete in the ms universe title, they wear literally swimsuit when it's the 'swimsuit' category, other country wear 2 piece(bikini and panti) whilst singapore wear 1 piece. look like what u know? ha gao and siew mai.'
'...when brazil ladies come out, woa viewership soar like no one's business but when singapore ladies come out, switch channel.'
'..we will nv have world peace with ugly girls around'
On airlines
'..i tell u, nv take indian airline because the air stewardess is as old as ur ah ma and walks as if there is a vibrator between their leg shaking non-stop. forget to off la.'
'..last time singapore airlines girl 'teh teh' super big. pour tea to guys rite? woa the guys ask more more more. not their 'teh teh' shrink, pour tea, the guy say wa suay sia faster faster.'
On Merz
'...merz is actualli engineered by the germans but it is the americans who marketed it till it's height, the malays sell it, chinese drive it and we indians? wash it.'
On sex
'..i tell u ar the malay guys ai yo, like carpet fur down there super clean, indians like forest sia, so whenever u do that, don off the light, cant see where to aim. chinese, nothing to say. don believe ask the guy next to u to pull down his pants.'
'..when chinese girls hv sex, they lie down like corpse, no sound. cannot shake or else, leg break hand break. malays girls? they just keep moaning butoh butoh jolot la sini! then indian, scream like no one business. u know wad race is the best race to have sex with? the ang moh. they very enthu. they go keep it comin baby up here darling!'
'... i come from a damn horny family, my parents are 80+ yet they're still having sex. my mother, seeing that my father cannot erect right? she spray hair spray on that part to make it stand u know.'
'..i tell u ar. singapore girls teh teh so small. know why it look so big? because of these!(as kumars pick out a sponge padding from his chest)See. that's why it looks like sponge cakes. don believe go touch the girl beside u.'
'...and malays, u're not suppose to use condoms rite? it's against the religion. use pandan leafs. exotic somemore.'
On camels
'..the last time i rode a camel, it refuse to move. wonder if it was homophobic or wad. so i came down from the camel. the lady-in-charge decided to tickle the camel as its private part and it rode off leaving me behind! i ask the other guy if he cld tickle my part as well so i cld chase after the camel.'
It's god damn funny i tell u. he's the best! ROCK ON KUMAR. jester...
the above re-enactment are simply qoutes from wad i heard during his talk show. it represents no definite stand from either of the part(me and kumar). it's plainly entertainment purposes.
Big brother's watching blogosphere. better clarify.
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005
definitely very hearty day, badminton, lunch with peeps, talk with angie.
DEFINITELY BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY~!
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GENA u're SO EVIL! fell into her stupid trap of playing badminton with angie and gangs. supposed to be sleeping at this time since sch formally starts at 1 for me... dots... nvm just gonna go ahead with plan. since i haven picked up a badminton racket for the past few years.
quite a spoilt mood now. thnx a the f**king idiot in my house other than my parents(got is?). he's definitely the most low class person in the world. i went lending his racket w/o his permission. and this was wad happen.
Idiot: U better not spoil it.
Me: As if i wld.(isn't this the perfect answer to assure someone u won't spoil it?)
Idiot: FUk u wad the hell u talking about?(inbecile assholes wld answer to me in that way)
Me: WEll im not implying anything. for the record, u've borrowed my stuff w/o permission and actualli soiled it before.(in a pretty cool tone)
Market asshole(sounds nicer than idiot. where can u see ppl sell fish? in the market!): SIBEI DULAN LIAO(i mean such low eq definitely suits jobs requiring little or no human contact like toilet cleaner, like wad my mum alwaYS SAY 'dao da bian', meaning 'shit dumper'.)
Me: low class 'cheap skat'
Market asshole: WTF U SAY!(super blown by just 4 words, horrible EQ)
Me: i wasn't implying u.(huh... trying to bitch with me? try going thru the backdoor method, it might work but that fish selling asshole just went quiet cuz he's well...... fishy i guess.)
Then this market asshole decided to gimme the ah beng look as if i was afraid. well he actuali threaten me before, saying he'll call his gang to bash me up. the gang was called sotong gang(some hokkien name<--- low class rite?). i simply went 'well wad is ur gang gonna do? make me eat sotong ball? don't u know i love sotong? i can eat a whole lot'. low class fellow. he think this is hong kong. i mean 'come on! get right man!' i just hollered in his face i too have a gang. it's called triple 'gow' gang (meaning 999 in hokkien). i was like 'im so afraid of ur sotong gang. come on la. my gang holds a gun with bullets in the hand while ur gang has their guns hanging between their legs shivering!' stupid fellow. then i was like 'any problems not happy wif me, solo me la! i have so much fats on my body, im more shock resistant than u r, i can take on 10 punches while i think u will collapse under 1 of my punch.'
because of that stupid bastard, i went totally singlish on my last sentence. being the wise ol'me, i've decided not to argue anymore with that low class fellow. for the record, i fought with him before and he went weeping like a baby. GOT IT~!
fish cake sia this type of ppl. cant be bothered. and hope he get lost from my family. don tarnish my family's name. he can go change his fuking surname to SHIT for all i care!
HM! he's selfish, irresponsible, not mature, wimpish, pimpish(worst than me, he actualli eats her gf's money, and still stick to her like a gold mine. i mean come on la. no money don date. low class. at least i onli eat on my mum's cash. MUM! GET IT RIGHT!), ugly(always think he's handsome and always criticise bout me saying why does all my aunties say i look better. well i simply replied in a very cool tone saying, ' well cuz i have a much kinder heart than u, anyone with a kinder heart definitely look better than someone with a wicked heart.'<--- i'm definitely rite in this after all, he doesn't care bout my parents at all, even in sickness or down times. he just went enjoying for his fark sake. even during his police case, my dad and i have to resolve for him instead of him paying much more responsibility in this problem.), short, has a bad taste of dressing and girls(he loves girls who dress like booch, his gf is one kind man!), bad taste of music(noisy n horrible techno), cant dance for shit but loves to act(looks like a poodle trying to stand up properly), horrible in bitching( not that im a bitchy person, but i always say, male dogs bark louder than a female one, guess he's a bean sprout between his legs!), wicked, unfillial(actualli stole my mum's money to pay his debts), unloyal(definitely, went around cheating his fren's cash and not returning), liar(super big one, but he forgots that his brother is a mega lie detector!), dumb, stupid(his results suks, can nvm do a shit), unfocused, unbelievable childish(he's a 16 yrs old person with a 12 yrs old body and a 3 yr old mind plus a 1 yrs old gf and a fantasy of a justborn baby!)
heres a song for u. KARMA(i prefer the superstition remix)
What goes around comes around
WHat goes up must come down.
u reap wad u sow, My brother.
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
AH! Stivi felt so heard!!!
i tot today i might wanna come post my blog 1st before doing anything(tot i might lose the feeling)
anyway today was a geeky days with rach leading the pack in the race to become the most geeky person in the whole universe! HOHOHO!
shoppin on fri. hm so many to buy. tote, cd, eat big big, shirts..................
anyway talking bout shirts, i was decked in zara men today... too bad it rained and stupid adidas had to come in to steal the glow. MOONLIGHTING! HOHO!
gosh. im turning geeky. better ciao!
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Monday, November 21, 2005
today is monday. surprisingly my most hated day of this week. cuz there ain't any activities planned for and uhmz every good stuff falls on thurs and fri, sat. which reminded me off shopping.
yesterday i was frantically shopping for stuff(x'mas gift to be exact. hmm wad do u expect from there? chicken meat?! that's not a bday gift! AH! USE UR BRAIN!) at liberty market at nite(probably around 8+ to around 9+) then hohoho got my item and swipe. another big cash outflow. sighs.
anyway my gddddd.....d fren landed in hospital. bless u. oysters is bad huh... luckily i din had my share the other time at goodwood. but i do love oyster stuff.. and beeep*
handphone has a msg.... dots. wrong number. it says tony has been transfered to SGH, ward 54d rm 12 bed 4.. who the hell is it? nvm..
rachel's giving me funny names, including steven wonka(which i used to call myself on frenster cuz i love chocolat and now she calls me fren with privileges, a slogan on my shirt). guess she's gonna call me according to wad i wear huh... better find a shirt that says 'hunk' in the front and 'for rent' at the back. nice eh...
-i look like a pig more than hunk....
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Sunday, November 20, 2005
probably the 1st and onli time i spend my weekend at home. very comfortable and serene experience i must say compared to wad i always do. probably because i have already got myself a very planned week. i know wad to do and i have done wad needs to be done. this weekend is like a refresher for me to renew myself. think back about stuff.
i've pretty much come up with lots of thoughts.
i read this on lime magazine, it's an interview with the infamous edison chen. he said something like 'i'm not an item and i deserve the due respect.' hohoho so cocky aight? but this sentence meant quite abit to me.. don know why..
anyways, so much for those silly thoughts, hope this week will be much nicer. so packed. haha shopping on so many days. gotta spend spend spend.
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Saturday, November 19, 2005
CORRECTION IN VITAL STATS! IT's (34,30,40) fish man how did this happen.....
anyway i've just finished 2 days of screwed works. thurs was meritus and fri was ocbc..happy money hohoho!
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so many bloopers recently, haha realli stupid for some.
today i went out of the house with my fliers big time open and wadever man.
my colleague had to call me after i went to ocbc to collect my folio, saying 'eh u parading for underwear events isit? ur fliers is big timer open la(in an indian accent)!' i was like 'WTF' no wonder i felt so comfy in my size 29 pants. tot i slim down. haix.
HEY im not that fat alrite, im fat but not fat. why doesn't my fat move further down onto my legs? so i can wear smaller sizes. fat ass me! FISH! actualli im realli quite angry bout my anatomy. its kinda screwed up.. this are my vital stats. it's 31, 30(look it's 30 not 50!), 39(<--- fish man wtf is this!). screws.
anyway there's realli lots of present to buy recently. and whilst on my way fixing my flies, i've come up wif quite alot of ideas of wad to buy.
Christmas---- im pretty sure besides juniper's 2 x'mas celebration, there won't be anymore other. for these people, i've come up with 2 gift plans, 1st plan, get something realli cheapo and then 1 big(i mean real big) present which they'll have to lucky draw and see who's the lucky fellow. the 2nd plan wld be coming up with 2 diff present for the 2 diff celebration that pretty biach has hosted. the 1st one wld be from a place call The Patissier. It's high-end anyway. im probably going down with angie one of these days to check it out. think she'll also want one. CHEAPO! hohohoho.
kaien- haha this is one big challenge. wad the hell to get for u? i know! dog food and condoms, plus ht shirts. don u always wanted them?
Rachel-quite a combine effort but we tot undies suit u hohohoho(lucky she doesn't read my blog).
anyway i gotta thnk kaien. wad a video maker. so touching.
unbreakable was a surprisingly nice song despite it's quirky rhythm
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
oh lala im now having my dearest break. this used to be my fave hr to update blog and i don think it's gonna change haha.
Broke out.
yesterday i thought juniper might freak out when i realli broke out in front of her.
it's nv a fair life. im always busy trying to balance wadever i am blessed with. my family, sch, wadever. it's been tiring. and very sad to be steven. my laughs and smiles had been very fake the pass few weeks till yesterday. and at last, i found my onli way to channel all those sadness, thru a vocal explosion. definitely reliefed me of alot of pain but at the same time, bring about another round of sadness.
thankful for my frens for standing by me when i need them. SPANK YOU PPL! LOVE YA~~!
anyway i just found out that the WCG contestants are staying in downtown east in the duration of the competition so ppl, if u are lookin for caucasians who have a knack for computer gaming's and u urself is a super com. freak, do get down to downtown east for a look. who knows u might find ur partner. hohohoo.
this has been my slogan for smilling whenever i msg. hohoho, it's so welcoming and so real.
*tuack* oops, i aCCIDENTALLY broke my computer desk in sch. hohohoho. haha wadever. smacks.
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Monday, November 14, 2005
alrite this suked my stupid computer decided to jack up on me again. stupid mouse....
apple and bananas sure taste good.
anyway this semester is realli taxing for me. i've been trying to find time for this and that and ended up im like runnin in circles.
alrite im like still trying to find the rite x'mas present for my frens. see im going in circles even when it comes to buying gifts...
to kaien,
my eyes don shoot laser. I wanna be superman but not so soon.
yea i was afraid kai might be angry but he'll subside soon..
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Friday, November 11, 2005
alrite i have to say this but
I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA I LOVE MY GRANDMA ....(and this goes on for eternaty)
i realli love her to dots. no Aber shirts will be enuff to substitute for this love.
today me and kaien went m'sia to shop, then i brought him over to my ah ma's place. obviously i was quite afraid that he cld be startled by the fact that my extended family is missionaries and vegetarians. haha don be freaked out.
i definitely was a bad kid. my ah ma plead for me to stay but i was quite hesitent bout it. ended up coming back to sing kinda having bits of regret bout my final decision. luckily one promise from kaien realli dampen all my hard feelings. thnx kaien. for accepting my family and being so supportive of me.
anyway im definitely looking forward to better tml and a better day.
movies yea. angie. sry my trip was shorted. hohooho. im back. barbies LINE UP!
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Thursday, November 10, 2005
i hate anything that starts with the word tech, be it technologies, techno music(ew... this has to be the dumbest invention ever. it's not even an invention i guess!)
my mp3 just gave up on me and it definitely make me look ugly....stupid manufacturer.
and so the damn clever steven has decided to come up with some stupid inventions during his free time. well these invention are not supported by any pics or prototype. or else i'll realli get the nobel awards the next day.
1stly, the multi storage box. why cant tech companies decide on wad they want? 1st was the portable cassette player, then was the coined up disc man and then the infamous mini discs, now stupid mp3s. well fret not cuz genius steven just came up with something that will satisfy any1 from anytime(be it stone age or post-metropolis age. wadever). it's the do-it-all-box. it has all types of technologies function in it, including a mp3,cd,cassette,dvd,ld,vcd player. it's plays everything u put in it. it also support playstation disc, Xbox, nintendo or any screwed-up-brand-game disc.it comes in all sorts of sizes, be it as big as a gramophone or even as slick as a pencil box. wadever u want, we have. all colours also. metallic piink blue wadever. huhuhuh. this is so god damn cool! MUMMY I WANT 1 OF IT!
then it's the facial vaccuum. it settles all facial problems u have be it black heads, mole, pimple or wadever. it simply suks all impurities out of the face immediately, leaving ur face smack clean! but the process is disgusting.
- place the vaccuum at ur face.
- turn it on.
- POOH!
- all the impurities get suked out including blackheads, mole, pus(blood do come along cuz u know it's just... yuks...)
- then u spray cold water on ur face to relieve e pain.
yes yes u do have a price da pay for clean faces. or else why do u think there is plastic/facial surgeons? haha. mine is a fool-prove device usable by any1 of any age. cool aight!
MAMA I WANT 1 ALSO!
And the nobel price goes to...........ALbert Einstein.
SHucks. he discovered the nuclear physics before me. i cld have make a oven powered by nuke.
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Wednesday, November 09, 2005
im as usual in my no jeans day cuz know wad? it's onli 3 hrs of sch. and lecture. don think anyone wld be so stupid to walk up to me and say this, 'my god, u're still in berms?!'. well at least i had one recently. gena with her,'HEY STEVEN IS WEARING JEANS!'. correction!
there is so much more choices other than jeans. there's berms, skate pants, 3/4s, surf pants, hanging 'sarong' pants and so much more. just don like the feeling jeans gimme when i stuff my handphone inside. the inventor of jeans must be dumb. pockets for jeans are more like sachets for tissue... and im fat. told gena that i was hanging around the fat line. stil there and trying to survive the temptations of the most delicious fats on earth aka KFC.
well wad other things, i just finished all my due work for this week. woopie. obviously, i do feel that bit of satisfaction but no intention of turning into a book maggot(book worms are ppl who read books, book maggots are realli those who actualli dig their head into every letter they find in every book that existed).
haha. gonna get wacked... RUNS.. MOOOMOOO
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Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Today surprisingly i sat down in front of my study desk, doing my homework happily. obviously if u are not suffering from some nut case disease, u shld know that that ain't the real me. well im doing that preparing for this weekend hoho. shopping in m'sia. how cool huh.
im so happy that my starting week of sem 2 has been realli fun. spending lots of time with the barbies. gena and gang. realli funny. i mean 'can i go and pee?' u don expect this from a pretty lady hoohoo.
in case u're wondering wad that pic is for? me and beth in dinner cloth. she's hot. i mean not. opps. she's gonna wack me.
gena says i haven been updating. not that im not. im just abit overwhelmed by school... get it? school.
Sky high looks good, but exorcism of E.R looks even better.
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005
In case u're wonderin why i didn't update my blog, it's cuz of my stupid com.
just 2 days ago, my computer refuse to startup. i tried many times and it just din work. so i decided to let time heal everything(simply means leaving my com at 1 corner hoping it will become better). i must be in 'nut case' mode when i did that.
then today i did the dumbest thing alive. even brendan fraser in his role from the show 'blast from the past', wld definitely stomp in anger when he hears this.
there's this secret gadget behind my cpu which i had nv heard of or seen. it's a switch between 230V and 115V(it's laid in 230V originally). so i turned to 115V and to my surprise,
KABOOM!(with sparks flying around and smokes emerging from the stupid switch)
freak that man. lucky ol'me, im still in my resourceful mode. i immediately dialled my computer's personal servicing man and got it serviced. cost a bomb. fux...
now it's up again. oh man i simply love the dumb ol'me.(*slaps)
well obviously after this stuff, im actualli back into the 'event planner' mode, planning for perfect celebrations for my frens haha.
kaien loves awfully choc.. hm...
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Today surprisingly i sat down in front of my study desk, doing my homework happily. obviously if u are not suffering from some nut case disease, u shld know that that ain't the real me. well im doing that preparing for this weekend hoho. shopping in m'sia. how cool huh.