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Friday, March 31, 2006

had a wonderful week. looking at cute bitches... i mean literally bitches.... alrite pups... uhmz and alot of nice events coming up.. wonderful.. but i think im becoming very very extravagant again... so many stuff to get!
anyway before showing u a small list of my shopping list, i have to say lost sure got me scrawnin in my crouch for security cuz it's so freakish and horror-esque show.. it's like this long ago Stephen King book i've read... so traumatizing.. had to CATCH IT!
Hang on... imma do the Evangeline Lily adverts.... CAtch Lost 1st on 5!!!! hahaha feel so good.(dikes... ppl think im might be an idiot... well i was a geek.... wad's more? haha)
I want this and this and this and....

Bitish India-esque Long sleeve from TopMan $69
Carolina Herrera's Herrera Aqua for men 50ml $69
Guess Studded Shirt $50
FCUK V-neck plain apple green $50
Nokia 3250/Motorola Pebl/Some Nice Samsung phone Approx $500
Loewe Soft leather $500++
Either Guess Jeans-CK Jeans-G Star Jeans From $179-$499
Guess Chunky Belt $89
Chow Chow pup $988
BirkenStock by Heidi Klum $250
A girlfriend soon.... somehow... Priceless
Still counting..................

For everything else, there's mastercard.
Yea i need more than a Masters to help me get my wish... look at the stuff...... CHOICES CHOICES...

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! SPOT LIGHT SPOT LIGHT

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Recently me and Sam and Gena and Grace decided to go petting.... yea petting...
oh no.. not patting.. it's "PET"ing which means enjoying ourselves whilst messing with pets... like doggies?
well i simply adore pets well problem is that im not allowed to keep one anymore... the nice shop assistant taught me a very unusual method which is getting the pet back and decide later... haha.. that's very good for tackling against parents like mine... but... the problem is...
1 dog+all other stuff=over 2k
alrite.. that cld have landed myself with 3 LOEWE WALLETS!!!! GOODNESS SAKE!!!
there're so many indulgence in life that have to end up with choices... the better of all will stay.. why cant we have everything? like in my dream? haiz... nowadays i always dreamed of having all those i cant have... currently...... but it's a way to relieve ourselves from the big time deprives....

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Monday, March 27, 2006

GENA aka Mother Theresa lookalike, thanks to u, i found out, i look like the following ppl

Nicholas Tse
George W. Bush
Prince Willaims
Vin Disel

And unknowingly

Eva Longoria
Sandra Bullock

Well i was at least better off, my fren kaien looked like SunYatSen. Aka founder of china... hm... how's that? i was quite shocked..... Kaien must be feeling happy... u're a founder of somewhat Big power COuntry

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Rach i was awd by ur performance when we went to ur eatery.. it definitely has the hottest crew in town but i have to say 3/5 to the food.. my chicks was very dried and it definitely look better than it tasted..
anyways care to experience trip to USA for simply 10 bucks? look at my frenster pic for more info..
uhmz cant believe it got quite scammed.. was quite amused how some of my fren got the info of birkens for 56 which actualli turn out to be 'price are stated on the webby' and theirs(girls) pair was actualli cheaper and the guys.. nonono.. it's the retail price.
anyway guys did u see the Mis.Sing.U finalist? some of them definitely looked worst than any factory chinois.. and i swear they need some big time make over.. world peace? no no they will make world 'PIECE' if they win... and i don want that.. kumar sure have a better strut and look compare to them... they shld go for intense lesson on kumar on how to smile cuz some of them smile so hard that their lips looked over sized. don wanna name but if u watch the adverts where they post with 'coined-out sluttiness' u will know who is it.
Here's a 101 lesson for smiling from urs truely

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guys i swear there's a big conspiracy going on with microsoft coms.. mayb one day they may even threaten to be like those over-hyped computers in matrix... at the rate it's treating me, i feel very soon it'll start to grow wirings to drain my bodily juices...
today i decided to try out servicing my computer on my own. doing the scanning and deleting method, i discover 600++ viruses, worms, adware, spyware, malware and wadever '...ware's. it took me almost 4 hrs to clear the shit out of it..
guess these are the craps giving me the problems, including not able to sign in to msn which i find it totally amusing.. this is the 1st computer (outside school) that has gain conscious on msn messenger so much so it has rated it under a 'pls don not turn on this software and if u are even to turn it on, we will turn it off for u, u sucker' category which shld be a subs to rate the virus and bad programs... so wad's the probs with that?
goodness i swear i will not be beaten that easily, u stupid metal piece.... i bought u and u do my bidding u polymer+metal commodity (cant find a word in the dictionary for scolding non-living computers). u will be subdue.......
HOHOHO...
LOOK IM TURNING NUTS!! THE COMPUTER IS MAKING ME GO NUTS!!!!
THERE's A CONSPIRACY!! THERE IS!!!!

(p.s. this isn't a gimmick to inspire any movie maker to believe that something bad is gonna happen between human and coms, and then make a movie bout this conspiracy and then pay me royalty for coming up with this silly idea. it is privately reserved by me and it's just nothing bigger than a post on my blog.. Payment can come later.)

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

well when i was sleeping last nite i was trying to recall some happy stuff i've done or seen in the past few days, when suddenly my mind flash across a short scene from beauty and the geek show..
it was bout this so-called geek(i swear u ain't know the meaning of geek until u see what is ME in 1995 YES!!!) his self introduction include a short phrase of him being VP of 'dukes of hazzard club'.. it totally ignited me into laughter. was pondering. how the hell can u be a geek when u actualli fantiasizes a show that was by the great(in the bimbo way) jessica simpsons. goodness.. unless u're relating to her self-acclaimed higher than ever IQ score.
well lemme tell u what is geek. geek don comb their hair. they cut to a rice bowl shape and ppl near me knows my hair is going thru drastic changes to shape off that rice bowl thingy. and geek don watch tv or go movies. they onli stay at home to day dream and read some 'out-of-this-world' comic or wadever. they speak their aboroginal language most of the time(meaning if im chinese, then chinese or dialects.. seldom english cuz english don matter to them when they read 'out of this world' comic..) when i was that age, i had nv known that channel 5 existed as an entertainment channel onli to think that wld be the BBC or CNBC sub channel. and neither do i know there was actualli shows like ER, FRENS, DAys of our lives, Fraiser or stuff. simply tot they were documentary and were pure boring. my onli show was return of the condor hero, return of the condor hero, return of the.... well u get my point.
geeks don care bout how they dress. well they do, they want it prim and very proper. tuck IN PPL! and i swear it took me till i was sec 2 1/2 to understand that tuck out was more comfortable.
in short geeks are always in their own comfort zone. GEeks don watch reality show.. what u see on beauty and the geek, are ppl who have no-life.. that's all.. period and close case.
Sign off steven

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

today i've decided to use my very free time to review stuff. things which i've overlooked for a long time. i mean in the past i do this alot..during primary sch on other ppl's addresses book or 'so-called' generic diary we always note down our introduction and our likes and dislikes. a more 'lokok' version of frenster.. and wad may i say spark me on this expedition to the depths of my heart? my keladi and kelapa isekrim aka. yam ice cream.
in the past it was more of a superficial findings.. now i went on deeper. only to discover, i hate my loves ones to be touched, or in a more detail manner, mistreated. and that includes me..
saw my dearest yam ice-creamed 'tampered' went on flames.. was like hey my food.. who e hell touched it.. until i found out i actualli told my brother to go have some... lol.
i mean at least he was given permission. i think everyone has no rites to another's item unless otherwise.. i love my food very much and no one can deprive me of that.. isn't that common sense? when u have something on u, u don wish that something to be tampered with and i will defend at all cost, well also considering the merits 1st.. if it was a kind of useless item, no way..
lets see.. i love eating, i love shopping, i love to pub, i love to slack, i love internet, i love magazine, love to try new stuff, i love scary and funny movie, wouldn't mind a little romance, love to confide very much, love my frens and love ppl who love me.
well having consider that, am i worth ur love or are u worth my love? that wld be the merits... understand now?
guess u guys are just here to wait for another bitching session.. but guess wad? my 2 sec tots are not acting today.
cant believe imma going to trim my brows on friday.. it's time to do that anyway cuz i've got fleas trapped inside that hairy bushes.

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Monday, March 20, 2006

recently i've experienced some very bizarre errors on blogger. it seems this silly web server has decided to become 'self-conscious' of wad 1 of their few million users is posting. i cant seem to get a bitchy post up.... it always says 'error posting'. stupid.
but that old post was actualli about how frens actualli mistreat and took their frens for granted.. which i made it sounded realli freaking pathetically bitchy.. cuz i had this.
anyway V for vendetta was a awesome show. besides being awed by the scene where natalie actualli had to say 'goo-goo-bye' to her multi million dollar endorsed curls, i was quite stunned by the make-believe ideaology the show was trying to carry across the show.

Is this what u think or is this how they wanted u to think?

so damn stunning and i swear it's a 'VIVACIOUS-VICKED-VAVAVOOM' Show.
as according to 'V'.

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Friday, March 17, 2006

well today actualli im suppose to post this super acid-wordy article i've stayed up to draft out yesterday nite. it's been troubling me very much lately. decided not to actualli write out the entire post cuz it's 4 pages long.. as much as i do practise the 'forgive forget continue' value, it's still very hard to realli let go some small incident that actualli means alot. lies, mistreats, pretentious promises and grudges. well if u ain't stupid, all these are common happenings between frenships. why i emphasize so much is cuz for a true frenship to work out, it takes 2 hands 2 clap. when it's always 1 person doing the action and the other watching, the person-in-action gets very tired. and im get very tired.. as much as the reality is unfair and cruel, i hope my frens can try to contribute their part to make it less unfair.. it's not always that hard. i definitely glad that thru all these years, i've made a few true frenships that i can be proud off. frenships that stand the test of time and reality. and im proud to be with them. tracy and kuis thnx so much for all ur support and happiness we've shared all these years.. i do grade my frens and im frank about that. cuz i wanna know if this frenship is worth the investment.when things get a little insensible and pointless, i call it quits. and im soon, at the rate this goes, imma call it quits. im gonna list some of the insensible and pointless things i've been receiving and i DON like it
allegations of me being '***' or wadever. i don like this cuz it's an insult to my moral value. and pls for ur info, when it's a 3-person outing, when u do silly whispering to another person infront of me, it shows how undermined i am to u..
bringing up silly events in the past over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to make me feel bad. does it gives u pleasure doing that?
pretentious promises and forgets. don promise anything if u cant do it..
mistreats. i've always repeated this over and over again. that i'm not an item and i don like being used like a commodity. everyone is not ur pawns... netiher am i. as much as i can help, i'll do it.. u gotta know i have my stuff as well. it's not onli u who's buzy.. i've already moved over the 'being kicked aside like trash for something new' event so pls.. u have 'something new' to help u. ask that 'something new'.
u're not everything. when u try to boast overly about urself, it can get extraordinarily stupid and then when it's my turn to try a little, u go 'so not u' and when it's about u, it's always 'so u'.
alrite that's jus some of the unwanted stuffs. very uncalled for.. as much as i know U(and i hope someone actualli links himself/herself to my post, it shows that u r still humane.) are wondering why the hell am i bitching over here over this and questioning me whether i've done something bad to any frenship, i can 'big-time'ly say YES but i will definitely done my best to maintain every frenship till the very end cuz for me, frenship is a lifetime contribution after a a traumatising event that shocked me emotionally.
SO ppl who's deciding to try mess with their frens i hope u think twice and be a little more mature and sensitive cuz u're not the onli human in this world with emotions.
God bless the true frens in this world

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Monday, March 13, 2006

Im definitely glad that besides us being the person directing our paths in our lives, there's also this very special person whom i refer to 'higher power from above'. they are probably the scriptwriters of everyone's lives and it us who act our lives out to the fullest and best.
Im definitely filled with so much happiness when i was attending my uncle's wedding. it's a joyous occasion. my grandma(she's promoted to great-grandma long ago) was so happy to be drinking the tea my uncle served and everyone was elated to be part of this event. even me. i think i broke the record for being, the oldest fellow chosen to open the bridal car's door, the oldest 'flower boy' and im definitely happy about it..
the weddin need not be the most perfect but the marriage sure show signs of longevity and happiness. it's the ppl that was the 'perfect' factor over there. without ppl, there wouldn't be that much joy. im always happy to be at malaysia cuz i feel the joy everytime i go there.

Here's who i Am
Love me Love me Love me and we'll make it thru
Im counting on
Im counting on you......

Isn't this song sweet? to the higher power from above

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

recently me and my bestie went to bugis and we were kinda 'greeted' with the worst service i've ever seen... even i was dumb-founded by how a silly $1300-salary saleswoman can be.
it all started when me and my bestie saw this very exquisite and very cute mini size wardrobe with this turning mechanism on the back which was suppose to play a music when winded.. so we tried this cute little thing and i din realli work..
I MUST REALLI REaLLI SAY THAT we weren't even hard on the thing, even tho we din buy but we definitely know that 'once broken consider sold' stupid clause every retailer use.
Wad that saleswoman who was in charge of that gift section was to come up to us and KINDLY explain to us how that stupid gift work instead she decided to assume we were 'rough' with the gift.. i mean wtf she was siting on her toilet-bowl-esque seat when we were viewing the merchandise.. AND HER LINE OF VISION WAS BLOCKED BY MY BIG FAT TENIS BAG! HOW THE HELL DID SHE EVEN, I MEAN HOW CAN SHE EVEN ASSUME THAT WE DONE 'ROUGH-WORKS' on HER ITEMS?..
I've wrote in to the store about the bad service. Totally put us off...
SIngapore definitely needs some revamp if she wanna stay top of shopping areas.
till then i think otherwise.. and im definitely more than able to be anyone's customer.. so better watch out. bad attitudes

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Monday, March 06, 2006

Just 5 minutes ago, i saw this stag beetle(1ST TIME IN MY LIFE GOODNESS! WAD's UP WITH LIVING IN CONCRETE FOREST!!!). even feel embarrassed telling tat to my kampong-transit-Hdb flat father..
but still i went ahead with it. told my dad that there's is fat beetle fighting 10s of ants 1000 times smaller than that fat bug. even went on with exuberance describing the look of a stag beetle, alike to a bottle opener... WOW.
my dad, either he's abit loosen in the head, went out of the house, kept on exclaiming that the ants are fatal to the poor beetle, took a mini-size tong,picked up the beetle and threw it off his beloved 11 leveled HDB flat and was like 'pls fly'.
well the poor beetle either in a 'hyped' mode, decided not to flap its wing, fell to a cruel death..
i was quite surprise how hard a beetle's shell is, from hearing the resonating 'tudd' sound if release upon impact..
so moral of the story? wad's worse. getting chewed by mini size buggies or, getting thrown off the building unknowingly and dying a wrongful death.
different fate and luck brought many of us together.
we just had to cherish wad we have beside and around us, for this luck may simply turn stale.
example? if my dad had realli thought that the bug is also a living thing and deserve to be rescue from the ants he will....

(a) Bring the bug to a safer place and let it roam by itself, away from the ants.
(b) Throw the bug off the building.

See the picture? haha. sry popo for making him a 'killer-for-the-day'
kudos to Crash.. this movie has been the underdogs of all oscar nominees. based on the thin lines of racial harmony(this time the ang-mo colours), it has been illustrated very beautifully and touching. deserve all the award it gets.
Brokeback and Felicity Huffman sure was a turn-down. consider the hype they got before the awards...

but then again, i love felicity in her despo housewife look.. hohoho.. the lipstick was on.

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Saturday, March 04, 2006

(another provocative post, no suited for those faint-hearted and those who feels 'inferior', noticing how ppl like to relate my post to themselves.. PLS PLS I BEG OF THOSE PPL TO STOP READING IF U FEEL U R ONE OF THEM, Don wanna get u involved and offended.)i've decided to do a small magic trick on my post. so those who wanna see, pls highlight the entire post.. those who wanna keep their eyes clear of stupid bitching stuff, close this window and don return till the next post is up
Well then again..

i tot today i wld be so busy to even enter a single spacing in my blogosphere.
PPl, say this with me,
"SIAN 1/2"
Say it in hokkien tho.
totally has to come in to spoil my day..
well at least call a dent in my day..
i still have my popo at home with me.. happily juggling chores.
it's like going for a new year countdown party and then...
5,
4,
3,
2....

Suddenly a abrupt annocement comes in, 'sry the party has been cancelled....'
got that? at times u felt,'hey wad's up dawg, wad's with the 'off' attitude?'
luckily i found my way out.. my popo.. he's always doing silly things to make me laugh...
does pointing middle finger at me when im wiping the tv console with a wet cloth counts?
hahahah

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

hm lemme count.. which celebrity did i saw yesterday?

Marcuz chin
Mark lee
That 'alamak' fellow
cynthia Koh
Apple Hong
Edmund Chen
Vivian Lai
Billy. that dj
Chen Hong. that dj as well
Pan Lingling and her husband
Glenn Ong
Jamie Teo
Michelle chia and her some-b-list-star boyfren
Kelly Poon, that Superstar gal. graded worst dressed for the day.
Chen Geping
Chen Shucheng, that veteran host
Ma JingTao, some china actor
Zhou Jie, Some taiwan actor
Li Si-Song, Li WEi-song. the brothers behind Stefanie sun.

And still counting but forgot some of them.. well that's the perks of my job.. woopie hahaha

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PPL judge this...
-Situation X.

PPl stole ur bank card and misappropriate funds in ur account
U found out something wrong and decided to report to police
U decided to clear things up with close ppl before reporting in case it was a 'close-by problem'
U decided to go ahead on reporting cuz u found out no one around u did it.. well at least no one was suspected. given so much trust.
2 days later, u found out that it was actualli done by someone closed to u. u decided to find out why he did it to u and decided to anulled the police report.
Ur parents found out that u reported someone close to u and that they are very very against it. so much so that it looked almost ur parents were supporting the person who did it.
Were u wrong or rite?

If u ain't suffering some silly problem of analysing problem, it shldn't be hard for u to figure out that the 'U' in the scenario was actualli ME, URS TRUELY!
well back to my answer. i think im rite and i din regret doing so.. well ppl u just gotta be that resolute in order to make it big in the future. if u let stuff like kinship(woops..) stand in ur way of doing stuff, then u won't be able to progress.. PLUS THAT WADEVER THING IN MY WAY WAS ILLEGAL!! I MEAN STEALING FROM MY ACCOUNT? NO WAY!!!

ppl just gotta move on and im in the transition age.. ppl before me think too little and ppl after me think too much. both for their good... im just fine.. im alert and i know wad must be done.. Think too little and it makes u look dumb.. u ppl can continue to throw labels at me for wad i've done for that event but i tot that was the rite thing and that the wrong shld be punish. if u decide to label me just because of one of my very resolute action and overlooked all the good stuff i've done, it simply makes u a 'no-gooder'. u'll just forever stay stagnant and i always tell u the same old thing---u're nv a success in ur life, a burden. for the one who tot 2 much, well u're jus gonna knock into every wall coming ur way.. cuz u just don wanna see and u don wanna change that habit.. neither will u progres... Both of u parties are gonna be very very still.... just like a mud on the ground(---it is there to stay---). sense a subtle bitching.. who care when they are my parents and brother?(wooops big time..)

Enuff of that.. recently i've just discovered why im abit vex.. i like to look into my future.. plan for the future.. cuz i won wanna knock into any wall that's set in the future.. and i've just decided! NO MORE GUESS FOR THE MOMENT!!.. guess u guys have no idea wad im talking about. hohoh...

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