Monday, October 30, 2006
PPL lets revise on basic Mannerism.
- When u wanna lend something or ask a favor from someone, u don go up to that particular person and show him face and/or wait for him to beg for u to borrow his item.... It's rude and very repulsive.... Only SICKO do that.
E.g. u wanna borrow a shirt from me, you don go complain to other ppl say i don wanna lend u cuz i'm unreasonable. I decide what has to be done to my items. - When you're with ur fren, u don pick on his/her weakness to feed off ur dumb insecurity. If you are feeling insecure, go smoke crack. it makes u high... and only SICKO do that.
E.g. you're out with ur frens, ur frens decided to crack jokes and u decided to start a joke at the expense of ur fren's weakness - his fat ass.... Mind it, you're no better, u're a ugly beanpole, pimpled thru out the body. i wld mind about myself 1st before even pickin on others. - You say thank you and/or sorry after doing either of the about stuff.... You don act like it's normal and/or nothing has happen or said.
- Morale of the story - SICKO never succed.... Look at michael jackson...
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Sunday, October 29, 2006
I suddenly feel not going back to Malaysia was a wrong idea..
In the words of Jewel, follow ur intuition, yea right...
Choke on water twice at home....
all went wrong.. stuck at home spinning Diddy over and over again, needed to do something to feel the emptiness....
Someone pls tell me what to do...
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Friday, October 27, 2006
Me, 'XXX, this is the 1st time i'm writing minutes for meeting....'
XXX (So happens to be my manager), 'I tot u wrote it before and u learn it?'
Me, 'Well yea i did but during the meeting roleplay, i so happened to be elected for chairman so i was pretty much not doing it.'
XXX (grins sinisterly), 'I think in the next 2 or 3 year, u wouldn't become a director. So i think u just stay put writing minutes for the time being.'
Me, '........'
I love office conversation cuz it's another avenue for me to get bitchy with others and sometimes, it does reciprocate (or perpetuate)..
YYY (So happens to be my colleague), 'Hey steve i heard from ZZZ that you're a funny person'
As YYY waits for me to crack him up....
Me, '.....'
YYY, 'Alright you're not realli.......'
I shall go tender to be the in-charge for tearing the National Stadium down........
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Yesterday, i tried to do a phone voicemail message for all u guys out there in case i don pick up my phone.
Lubricated my throat with all the chrysanthemum tea i cld drink and then pop my voice into a small recorder,
'Hi, this is STEVEN, I am currently unavailable. Wld u pls leave a msg so i can get back to you later?'
Everything worked out fine, i din choke my on lines and there were no noise around me until i start listening to myself.
Somehow something felt wierd.......
Which then i realised that i was pronouncing my name as 'theeeee-Ven'......
Freaked, tongue tied again...... and also i was speaking thru the mic as if it was armagaeddon, like we were all gonne die! EMOTIONLESS & FREAKY...
Went to my dream job list and slash off 'News Reporter'.
I'd probably be reporting disasters everyday if i realli turn out to be 1.....
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
EMBRACE MY NEW SKIN PPL! I MADE IT MYSELF! WAHAHAHA.
anyways as usual i gotta give a short intro to how the hell to navigate here (as much as it's a dumb thing to do)
Ppl, it's a very normal blog, just scroll down like madness and u can see a cbox if u wanna chat with me on my blog, pls constructive comments.....
Those who post rubbish, u'll be automatically entered into my list of losers whom i will start ridding after i form my 'Save-the-world' org....
So play nice here yea...
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
Everybody has a Mariah Carey in them and i've got proof
- Gena turns Mariah when i try to take off her jacket from her spag dress, WOOPS!
- Angie turns Mariah when she laugh at my silliness,
- Grace turns Mariah when she's in need of Erdinger,
- Rachel turns Mariah when she sees Grace becoming wuzzy after a mug of Erdinger,
- I turn Mariah when all of them turn Mariah.
You won't wanna be there when We become Mariah, it's hell of shrieks......
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Friday, October 20, 2006
Recently i came across this very amusing article about ridiculous celeb/celeb baby names.... and i have to realli applaud the courage of those ppl who dares toe be different... some realli silly names includes movie director, OXIDE Pang, and Tom Cruise baby, SURI (which means presents).
Here's some names that i came up with, it's ridiculously delicious or deliciously ridiculous, whichever way, i'm not going to name my babies that way (still like the schwarzeee.....er chen)
- Teriyaki Chen
- Tepanyaki Chen
- Takopachi Chen
- Tandoori Chen
Alright, now my babies sound, smell, look edible... GROSS!
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Randomness of the day
Hello amber!
'Do unto others as you would have others do unto you'
Isn't this like the rule that everyone abide to in this very unforgiving society?
Yet tell me why there's still some idiots going around drinking my liqour without my permission and why does ppl i refer to as 'fellow colleagues' mess with my table?
One day when i grow up(i mean future), i'll just form this society for ridding losers off this world.
Which reminds me of the newest anime-turn-bigscreen productionm 'DeathNote'...
If i could just land my hand on that....
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Monday, October 16, 2006
My office is starting to look like the mother womb for the creeps...
1st i have this 'Mr Fit' who tags and call me steven and i've yet to unveil the true identity of that fellow.
then's the invasion of MOONCAKE snatchers.... i realli have to keep ur goodies in the jar, NO... in the safe in swissBank to make sure it's left untouched...
Besides all these creepy things, i'm still managin fine, plus im knocking off in like an hrs time from the time i post this entry..
WAHA! wed dinner, see ya all!
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Let 'And I' go on for a few more spins.....
Just the past few days, i met remarkable with strong beliefs for L.O.V.E.
Then came this very special line my fren shared with me on the topic of personal judgement.
'Judge not, so that you will not be judged by the same measure that you judge, so shall it be measured out to you'
Ring a bell?
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Sunday, October 08, 2006
- What will you do when your wife faints during the wedding ritual?
- What will you do when your wife get diagnosed with appenticitis and pregnancy complications?
I don know, but all i know is that love transcends all boundary and the leading lady makes my life, my family and my handphone beautiful...
~Love is Beautiful~
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Thursday, October 05, 2006
Randomness of the day
My hair is growing longer.... somehow i din quite like it
I've been meetin Angie every SINGLE morning.
The 1st person i bump into durin 1st day of work is angie,
The 1st person to say 'hi' to me is angie,
The 1st person to come complaining to me is angie.
It's very nice to see familiar faces everyday to work.
Thanks Angie, you've been a 'ok... ok la' fren wahahah!
It's thurs and there's many reasons for me to rejoice to.
1st being today's my GYM DAY! can go screw up all the equipment in the gym. seriously the gym i'm going to is mentally discouraging. everytime i go there, i get mentally impaired by the BIG ppl there.. they are freaking BIG la... why the hell they wanna be that BIG! but other than that, me and my colleagues simply attempt to try screw up the machines and gain some amusement out of it.
2nd being tml's fri. TGIF, realli TGIF cuz im getting out of boring town! and for the 2nd time, i'm nominated to be the 'silly-kid-who-opens-the-door' at my couz weddin, and ANG BAO! wa, not bad.... that can be my part-time job...
There's actualli alot of bitching i wanna talk about, but i rather keep it safe till i'm back and i get to meet brudda gena and argh, my 2nd brudda angie. wahha... tatazz..........
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Randomness of the day.
Ms Angie calls me Mr AlwaysOnTime because im always on time.
My table has a new addition. it's this orange foam beads plush toy. It gives me comfort when i try to skive, i thought skiving was part of my job welfare.. oh wells.
I'm starting to have this problem with my supervisor. For a moment i thought i was in Vogue serving the legendary Anna Wintour... She just has all the blardy comments in the world bout what i wear. i do not allege that i wear nice stuff or dress nicely but it'd be very good if she had kept all the comments to herself. she just had to let it out to impair my mood.... here's a very 'exciting' excerpt from her blardy mouth,
- On my silver adidas running shoe, 'You look like you just came back from moon expedition..'
I mean WTF! not as if you dress like Heidi Klum or that you look anywhere close to Eva Longoria or that you have booty like Beyonce.....
Here's a very personal advice from Yours Truly to my very nosey Supervisor.
'Start believing and You may get out of Your Repulsive Exterior.'
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Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Randomness of the day:
Ns webby doesn't allow me to reset my password.....
It's been long since i started working and so long since i engaged in my silly 'healthy lifestyle' plan but i know im jeopardizing myself with mooncakes recently (especially when your workplace get free mooncakes now and then). so i decided to head to the GYM... i know i know... seeing me in gym is as hard as catching a fly. but it DOES happen at times u know... especially when my couz wedding is closing and i know i might simply transform myself into a gourmet blackhole, i better start doing something quick..
Time to head back to 'work'. wahah
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- What will you do when your wife faints during the wedding ritual?