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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Went on a CD shopping sphree... SUPPORT ORIGINAL!
and after the whole thing, i come to understand myself and Singapore's Srvice Industry more...
List of CD i decided to buy.

Nelly Furtado, Loose
Cassie, Cassie
Paris Hilton, Paris
Rihanna, A Girl Like Me
Madonna, Confessions Of a Dancefloor

And then was the infuriating part.
The cashier decided to be funny by posting me a very stupid question in a extremely 'hokkien-slang'ed english..
'Joining The dancefloor AH?
WAD THE HELL! seriously i find it a little insulting, nothing offensive towards dancer but i feel there's better things that cashier cld have said with his gap..... like introducing me numbers on the CD or even better, shut up, smile, take money, and then thanks me for patronising.... isn't this the generic service method? rather than trying be funny.... I buy dance CD means i'm gonna join a competition (no offense to competition, but look at Singapore idol)? so if a guy buys PCD cd, means he's gonna get sex change to look like one of them and then go snag a guy on the street? NO!
For the record and to protect the consumer, lets call that CD shop, Song Junction....
My subtle retaliation?
'U can put all this CD back to their original rack.'
Strut out of the shop and walk to another CD shop call, hm..... SErangoon...... where i got the much pleasant generic service.. thanks...
Another Hormal Effect caused by my dieting plan that has just been aggrevated with lots of exercise....

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Monday, August 28, 2006

EMO-POST
Was out with my guy pal today, in the mall to get some nice stuff and then came this joke about us being single after going a whole round to discover nothing beats being ourselves again... and then was the 'how many times did ppl mistake u for a G*Y?' joke and we decided to play along on the escalator and be like 'touchy'.
NOT MY CUP OF TEA!
seriously me and this pal of my got so sick of obnoxious ppl going around questioning ppl bout their (or rather our) sexual orientation. and i sure have other guys frens who are victimised (including the most recent farewell party.)
i feel it kinda shows how much integrity and consideration u have for that other person when u ask him.
my way of tackling kinda shifted from the 'reject, reject, reject...' to the 'keep quiet and ignore' and now to the take my stand.....and start to question those obnoxious ppl back....

'Just where is your heart?
'Apart from ur hear'say, rumours, etc? Wad's ur intention? To break me?'

and i did get those from close ppl..... now i just follow my pal and play along and just ignore...
For the record, i'm pretty much 'straight' unless i find the reason not to restrict myself to just 50% of the population in the world.... Period

Thanks popo for the office wear u got me....

Disclaimer: This post is probably a hormonal effect caused by the dieting plan that i've undergone for 12 tough days.

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Saturday, August 26, 2006

Recently i've been boomed seriously by stuff on tv..
Part of it includes this very nice quote from MARY j.Blige!

I Blame You for Nothing,
I Forgive You for Everything.

It was a crunch time for her, the abused childhood and drug hooks etc...
And then later in the night, is this taiwanese show about Gluttons.. wad's worst, they're ladies and all of them have fab bod.... was looking out to this elva hsiao lookalike.... man im looking forward to my trip... i wanna find her and go on an eating sphree.. she ate a holy spread that was meant for 10 person... and then she went on and on even after winning the race of gluttony.... I LIKE!
alright back to studies.....

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Friday, August 25, 2006

1 holy week before my pain subside!
The exams... seriously i dread it... and i find that there's no point to having examinations.... it's more like a battlefield for the 'total-muggers' and 'absolute-snobbish-genius'.
and i can tell u guys... everything in my head is stored under this category of my brain called the 'short-term-memory'.. yea i cant find a better name for it... (Typical singaporean... just like how some little kid from Singapore decided to creatively name our Changi Budget Air-terminal, the 'Budget Terminal'...)
when i say short, it means short.... like 10 minutes after my papers... it's gone...
But i gotta say i'm giving my all as usual... cuz i've got subjects hanging on the line....
i'm gonna do my shat now.... so i'm hoping that i'll hopefully get some divine intervention from above.. haha...
HOLS!
SIP!
TAIWAN!~~~~~~

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

THE MASTER HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!
I HAVE COME UP WITH A IMPECCABLE INFORMATIVE PLAN AND THIS TIME IT IS BIGGER!
Come on la.. when i say bigger, it means BIG.
GIRLS (esp. BARBIES)! it's a big thing that will draw ur attention for a moment...
We're (me,gena and rach) are plannin a GRAD. TRIP..
Location still pending... it's a fight between Taiwan(Taipei) and Hong Kong(Kowloon).
i know i know
u peeps wants shopping and good food and tata.......
say thank u?
U're very welcome...
Will be revealing plans in a short while after discussing the draft plans with Rach and Brudda Gena...
Pls be supportive cuz i know our chomps plan always fall thru... haha... gonna count money...

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

I feel so sinful and guilty after eating a couple of dough fritter that i had to come up here to write a redeemable post......
actualli there realli no topics in my mind now... so imma just list things i did (or attempt) to slim down.. here's the list.

Eat no rice for dinner or in fact every meal...... breakfast was just bread and milk, lunch i wld try and stick to the greens and for dinner, just the dishes my mum dished out but no rice strictly.
Lots of fruits and water for snacks when my hunger spells get the best of me.
Lots of walking, an average of 2000 steps a day including 'stairways routine'. haha
My mum's electro-reflexo machine.. not gonna say which brand. it's one of the 'O'. it's good for detox, toning, cell renewal, blood circulation and many more.....
uhmz... i know this is disgusting... my daily mouthful of 99% cocoa dark choc... it's said to be good for weight loss and anti-aging... haha.

With all the thing i'm doing, i expect myself to look like a..... HOBBIT (Read: Eligah Wood) in no time... haha
Word... bye bye...

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Friday, August 18, 2006

Firstly, thanks Gena for ur very special compliment about me being cuddly like a *Gulps* teddy bear.... it's wierd hearing a compliment from this Brudda whom i am always at heads with... haha... i'll be more cuddly in mths time when i kinda size down...
Anyways i seriously am gonna miss one of my teacher's (i'm 100% sober) lesson...
He is dearest Mr. Chiang... haha i know it sounds wierd but he seriously is one teacher u wld hate and love to every extent.
He's very perceptive about life. he links materialism to social status... check this out

I own Puma bag and he assumed i drive a car... and the fact is i don... and i was thinking if he saw angie, he wld say she owns a private jet cuz she owns a LV Purse.... and i think rach's gonna be a proud owner of a personal CRUISE! cuz she has this priced pair of Heidi Birks.....

And at the same time, he's few of the teacher who can exchange bitchy comments with me... and one of those who can tolerate my Mr. King-of-the-World attitude in class. haha so check this out.

Mr Chiang awed at the very wonderful (it's wonderless to me) Sony Ericsson walkman phone and ask my classmate if it was a MP3. Clearly it says Sony Ericsson which is a phone brand and has a number pad.... so it wasn't.... I replied, 'No...it's a paperweight.'

woa im so glad....
and the best thing is that this post came late...

This morning i saw this very jovial bunch of not-so-fortunate kid from the cerebral palsy centre..
I saw the 'self-content' expression on their face and i suddenly felt this surge of wierd feeling in me...
it felt like rojak. Such happiness and Such remorse suddenly engulf me.....
I kinda woke up to my life... well i tot i always was.... ui just needed a reason to be at times....
and when the world around me felt as if it's on war, i will stand my ground and embrace wadever i have.

Some People - LeAnn Rimes
'.....Some People aren't lucky like us
Some People they just give up.....'

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

REPORTING FOR DAY 2!
i know some ppl's thinking it's impossible for me to survive day 2, but i did and it was a wonderful day.
Siti's bday at Hard Rock...
Na.... i din have any Ribs in wadever sauce or that mudpie thingy...
I HAD SALAD! AND IT WAS WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL!
haha then was a bit of exercise from the shopping and then...... it was hell.....
We tasted the Legendary Cacao (Pronounced 'Ka-Ka-O', it's supposedly cocoa but it spells the other way on the wrapping.. Jap products...)
It's no fictitious stuff from Ms Swan's skit, it was real and it's seriously nothing u ever tasted.....
Imagine this---99% Pure Cocoa choc. how will it taste like? i was imagining it to be like a very bitter choc with that niff after-taste of sweetness..
It's isn't.
It's the Epitomy of BITTER! SPELL WITH ME!

B.I.T.T.E.R

freak! if it wasn't for health effect it has on me, i wouldn't even care taking a bite... well it's like my slimming pill.. ha au naturel..
Gotta go.... Back to my dieting plan!

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Status of 1st day of my diet plan : 'My Last Breath'
well it wasn't that bad.. i had teapot jess going thru this with me...

Our lunch.
The once delightful 'Yong Tao Fu' turned on me and become this very 'hard-to-swallow gruel', consisting of everything good for health except the noodles which turn out to be the most important part of the full meal...
In addition to my already 'hard-to-swallow' gruel, i added chilli padi, hoping to spice things up and it gave an additional adverse effect on my food----it made my soup taste like chilli juice....
Well, with the metabolism that it'll boost, i can bare with it.... and the red lips too....

Our workout.
ok this sounds insane but we walked up and down our nice lil concrete library stairways, from 1st floor right up to 5th floor... TWICE! we looked like 2 sweaty idiots in the middle of the 'already-very-cold' library. haha
In addition, i decided to repeat that just 10 minutes ago by climbing up the stairs all the looooong way to my 11-floored cozy apartment.... dang...
Well, with the fats it'll burn, i can bare with it.... and the dizzy spells it give....

My snack.
An Apple, and 2 mouthful of banana nut crunch...
Well, with the weight that i'll lose just eating that little, i can bare with it..... and my mum's very delectable cooking.

This is probably the only time to be proud of myself... imma go on for a better me...
I'm Glad...

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Monday, August 14, 2006

ok ppl i know this sounds realli wierd but....

I'm GOING ON A DIET!

and i can practically hear gena screaming 'at last? hahahaa!' at the top of her lungs.
it does sounds wierd, like why did i choose now? and not earlier and everything else..
well part of my wish wants to see my chin again, i don have beer belly, nor do i have thick arms and legs... it's my ass and my chin... i just wanna feel chin/neck and my ass once more like i always did..
not that i don like being fat, there's definitely thing good about being fat, u get to occupy the entire bus seat when u're on it, u have no problem handling personal space whilst in the public, etc etc...
i felt mayb it's time to try something diff... even my mum strongly supports me... wow...
just an extract of wad i wld actualli eat/drink when i start going on diet...

Fruits and more fruits
water
tuna
BANANA CRUNCH!! This is the highlight on my dieting plan.. i love banana.. i can get more of it!

For me, no PILLS cuz i don wanna grow dependent on it.. and of course a lil bit more of my routine exercise....
BOOBOO, no more of my fave fried food..... until i get to control myself...
somehow i always felt a lil sad of how i eat in the past, it felt as a way for me to vent all that's in me, and i do tear alot when i start doing so.. like a disorder... so no more..
and lets start to countdown to the new me....
tata....

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Today i had quite a enlightening chat with my teacher...
he was like, 'do u guys plan ahead for ur lives? like wad u will do if u strike 5 million toto?'
this sure is something i always think of once in a while..
i don wanna live my life aimlessly u know. so once in a while, when i think the time is right i will set a direction for myself to move towards. I definitely hope it's the right thing to do, gladly i get help from the person watching over me from above and i'm starting to notice and feel his/her existence.
Do you?
well lets not digress, back to my teacher's question of 'wad i wld do if i strike 5 million?'
haha actualli my answer's as simple as, stop doing things for the purpose of just doing it. i will do everything and anything that i like, e.g. tour around the world, meet different people...

to end today's very personal and nice post, a song to whoever's up there watching me
(oh yea can u believe it? i finally have access to my lyrics database after one long technical fault. don ask me how i got such matching songs for my post all the time, it feels destined........)

In God's hands - Nelly Furtado
Our love floated out the window
Our love floated out the back door
Our love floated up in the sky to heaven
It's part of a plan
It's back in God's hands, back in God's hands

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i've been jolted so many times last week i almost felt numb....

my dearest Mp3 turn out to be a super conductive one that i got the 'SHOCK'(literally) of my life....
it's earpiece fell apart and just from picking up, i was jolted again...
my stupid tv emits such great static that i got jolted once again...
and wells other than wad's material, no other jolt can harm me.....

whilst watching hulk, i got the greatest imagination of my life (actualli it was after click i started daydreaming really bad)... judge this..

Wad if i can emit electricity at will and control wadever shat's that's around me?

Cool huh?
i will rid the zombies and slugs crawling on the surface of earth.
muahahaha

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Friday, August 11, 2006

I here to clarify something that's to some significance to this blog.
Seriously to those 'veteran' readers, u shld know that stuffs written on my blog are just part of my personal views, either u agree with it gracefully or u simply keep ur comments to urself.
And that thing written here are with no bad feelings and definitely meant no personal attack unless otherwise stated.
well i've definitely read other ppl's blog and seen stuff they wrote, not as if i wld make a mountain out of plain pixels on webby....
And EXAGGERATION's the last thing i ever needed.... i don even need it, so spare me of those...
yea gracie, they shld meet each other and do wadever michael jackson and his clone did in the movie 'Click' molest each other and then sue each other... muahahaha.. woopss

Period~~~~

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

To the Discerning Viewers and People out there,

To my Surprise, i receive my 1st ever email that's linked from this blog, except the content isn't a nice surprise.. i was rather apalling.
thanks sugababes_85@*******.com (to protect the identity of the victim from being 'victimized' again-- you'll know wad i mean)
my guide2party's photo has been downloaded by some very outrageous fellow and has been misused (just like dear gracie, i have a clone). and i seriously have to applaud the person for his courage for using my photo for the following reasons:

-I look like a troll, and u actualli use a troll's photo to spot lady (i suppose sugababes_85's a lady cuz a guy wldn't call himself sugababes unless he is.....). Chances of using that ugly photo to spot ladies is as low as the sun glowing black.
-Well if i get to see u, ur neck lands in the bin....

ok he's lucky im eating my sweeter than sweet caramel corn now or else he's gonna get more...
So Sry sugababes_85, im the real steven, not some stevo or shat.. and so sry im not gonna bring u to da house cuz that clone promise u so... im ME. So, thanks u for identifying the problem and being able to uhmz do so much linking thru my guide2party's email to my friendster and then my blog, have fun staying here for as long as u want.. this is MA HOUSE.

And my 2nd concern for the discerning viewers is that they might now be able to take Singapore idol for as well the following reasons....

-The word 's*cks" has been used more and more often since last season's 0 to now's 2. what's next? the 'f' word?
-They might wanna tear the TV apart when Joakim even open his mouth to say a tune-disoriented 'hi'.
-Jacintha's probably waking up to her judging skills.. it's not amatuer, she just ain't made for judging panel, she can be a good vase, a nice lil indian girl, but not a judge.. period.
-Ken's uber cold-hearted comments probably reaching his peak and that it's getting a lil boring. discerning viewers might start thrashing him on the street.
-In whole, Singapore Idol's Singapore's best Comedy..

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

wad do u get when u put jessica simpsons, eva longoria, Christina AppleGate and Christina Milan together?
PUBLIC AFFAIR!
WAH LAO CHECK OUT THE HOT VIDEO!
I WAN LONGORIA, I'll make her the most downloaded person on the internet...
and i wanna be so famous that my kids all come from africa--- sounds familiar huh.
and oh i wanna be so famous, my very own tees get their own show on Bravo....

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

ANGIE THERE AIN'T ANY PICS OF ME CUZ IM AM UHMZ.... THE WONDERFUL PHOTOGRAPHER!
YES Malaysia been there done that.. it was wonderful. and we're already planning to have another one!
as usual, alot of wonderful plans up ahead.
one of which, we are emulating PROJECT RUNWAY! wooo...
theme is a ~spectacularly dramatic~ night gown.. and i've even got my piece of sketch and seriously speaking, ME NO GOOD DESIGNER..
MONEY yes, PLANNING yes. designing no.
i seriously lack originality when it comes to that. my piece of work mostly are adaptation. not saying adaptation ain't good (look at Mariah Carey and all the Big-time china directors e.g. 'Zhang Yi Mou', their most recent works are adaptations), but in a world that spins like no-tomorrow, originality seriously proves alot more than just mere adaptation.

...and of course there are the boos....
my dvd player seems immune to 'Pirated'(WOOPS) VCD.. cuz it cant play a shat......... LAKE HOUSE....
and uhmz i stock up mushroom chips from everywhere, and nothing sums up to 1 word that depicts my uncles fried mushroom -- WOW!

OH HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! I LOVE WISHING PPL ON WIERD OCCASIONs (e.g. april fool's day and uhmz Hungry Ghost Festival). brr.... *SHIVERS*

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Friday, August 04, 2006

Chance is definitely my enemy.
I've hardly come pass 1 and i don't usually get 1.
Yet chance is probably there easiest thing to give.
Well someone in my family just have a grudge against it.
Fuk it cuz u had ur chance....

Suddenly longed so much for tml's getaway.

It's like an escape,

from all the comformity,

from all the unhappiness

from all the unwanted.....

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

wad a pleasant day....
everything went so smoothly as if the gear of life was smothered with grease.
too good to be real, but at times it's something we overlooked.
i embraced it.
first was the cutey greeting from lil kindergarten kids whilst parading alongside the bus i was on.
then was THE TREAT! it wasn't just a treat, it was the treat. at Sun, muhaha great food and great ambience with great ppl, gena and jess (ow.... angie and rach, don be angry, ur turn's coming!)..
and then was hm, shopping! found this cowboyish top that i once adore (it was previously spotted at Ralph Lauren).
to end it off, is my fave show, Runway...
And IM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO MALAYSIA TRIP! Woa Just this trip, i blogged umpteen times bout it.. wad a braggart...

I'm certainly enjoyin life, and this is most probably the simplest thing that ppl overlook easily.
time to revise the meaning of 'life'.

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Choice Spin of The Week: Too Little Too Late

Music's currently my confidante, so everything, it's in the music i listen..
Doing things i tot that were 'out', nv knew that returning to them is so endearing..
and hm, Probably hoping that i'll be spared at the Sun treat tml.
suddenly there's a surge of uneasy feeling about saturday.. gawzzzzz
ANGIE! i won't say that if i were u, uncle chong may just be holding a knife.

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